Earn your wings with this "Certified Crop Duster Silent But Deadly" unisex tee from our Wit & Whimsy collection. Featuring a classic vintage airplane because honestly, this design works on multiple levels - whether you're talking about actual crop dusting planes that spray fields quietly and effectively, or you're making a cheeky reference to those silent but deadly moments we all pretend don't happen. Perfect for pilots, aviation enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates humor that flies under the radar while delivering maximum impact. This comfortable unisex tee delivers aviation pride with sneaky bathroom humor in a classic fit that's perfect for airshows, hangar parties, or any time you want to make people do a double-take at your shirt while wondering exactly what kind of crop dusting you're certified in. Our premium unisex tee offers comfortable, relaxed sizing that's perfect for all your high-flying adventures and low-key humor moments. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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