Cordless Hole Puncher Chest We never abdicate violence with modern weapons. Give me a sword or axe any day and I’m good. But still—the humor is there. Perfect gift for those who lack strength, courage, and rage—but make up for a little of that with a twitchy finger and a keen eye. Dimensions are approximate. We can measure but it takes time away from raiding and pillaging. Also stain colors and finish can vary. It you want a specific stain we don’t really offer that—but you can specify• reddish (varies between Cabernet red to bruise purple)• medium brown (more of a chocolatey brown)• light brown (somewhat of a tan)• maple (more of an orangey than reddish brown)• gray (like old barn gray)• natural (very light or no stain)Specific colors are only available if you contact us using the Order special instructions box at checkout! We also have darker stains but they don’t give enough contrast to discern the artwork. There are a few oddbird colors such as pink, coral, or light blue but they are, well, odd. Don’t get me wrong. We like odd but how they react to wood grain is the odd part. 😢
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