When you're giving that old program a reality check... 😂💸 Our "D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive...bad mmm'kay" pullover hoodie is serving up that perfect blend of nostalgic parody and economic truth that'll have anyone who grew up in the 80s/90s absolutely cracking up. Featuring the classic red lettering style with a hilariously honest twist, this design takes that familiar anti-substance message and adds a dose of reality about why people really can't afford certain habits. This brilliantly satirical design captures that perfect moment when you realize the real deterrent wasn't the scare tactics - it was the price tag. Perfect for those chilly days when you want to stay cozy while wearing your nostalgic parody humor and making everyone who remembers those school assemblies laugh at the economic reality of it all. Whether you're the person who remembers those educational programs with a mix of nostalgia and eye-rolling, someone who appreciates clever wordplay that subverts expectations, or just embracing that "let's be honest about why things don't happen" energy, this pullover hoodie brings that perfect blend of throwback humor, economic truth, and maximum comfort. Available in pullover hoodie sizes S-5XL Cozy fleece-lined comfort for all your nostalgic parody moments Kangaroo pocket for your essentials (phone, wallet that's always empty) Perfect for 80s/90s kids, parody humor lovers, and anyone who appreciates brutally honest economic reality. • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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