When you're giving that old program a reality check... 😂💸 Our "D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive...bad mmm'kay" unisex tee is serving up that perfect blend of nostalgic parody and economic truth that'll have anyone who grew up in the 80s/90s absolutely cracking up. Featuring the classic red lettering style with a hilariously honest twist, this design takes that familiar anti-substance message and adds a dose of reality about why people really can't afford certain habits. This brilliantly satirical design captures that perfect moment when you realize the real deterrent wasn't the scare tactics - it was the price tag. It's ideal for anyone who sat through those school assemblies, people who appreciate parody humor that hits close to home, or those who believe that sometimes the most effective argument is just pointing out the obvious financial reality. Whether you're the person who remembers those educational programs with a mix of nostalgia and eye-rolling, someone who appreciates clever wordplay that subverts expectations, or just embracing that "let's be honest about why things don't happen" energy, this tee brings that perfect blend of throwback humor and economic truth. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL Perfect for 80s/90s kids, parody humor lovers, and anyone who appreciates brutally honest economic reality. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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