Embrace the disappointment with this 'Despite All The Hype I Am Still Just A Rock In A Cage' racerback tank from our Wit & Whimsy Collection. Featuring Plymouth Rock behind bars with '1620' because honestly, sometimes the most famous tourist attractions are just overhyped rocks sitting in cages - this design celebrates that perfect moment when you realize you drove hours to see a regular rock and somehow it's still hilarious. Perfect for disappointed tourists, anyone who's been to Plymouth Rock, or people who appreciate the absurdity of America's most underwhelming historical landmarks. This comfortable racerback tank delivers tourist trap humor with Smashing Pumpkins vibes in a flattering silhouette that's breathable and moisture-wicking, making it ideal for hot weather, road trips, or wearing when you want to commemorate your most anticlimactic vacation moments. Our premium racerback tank features a scooped neck and gently contoured fit available in sizes XS-3XL, perfect for all your tourist trap adventures and historically disappointing moments. Size Chart
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