Well, that's one way to survive the zombie apocalypse... 🧟♂️🧠 Our "Don't Worry Zombies Eat Brains So You're Safe" pullover hoodie delivers that perfect burn disguised as reassurance that'll have people doing double-takes at every Halloween gathering. Featuring a creepy zombie trio under a spooky moonlit sky, this design is for anyone who loves their Halloween humor with a side of savage roasting. This hilariously insulting design is the perfect way to tell someone they're completely brainless while still being "helpful" about their zombie apocalypse survival chances. Perfect for those chilly October nights when you want to stay cozy while delivering the most polite insults at every Halloween party. Whether you're the friend who always has the perfect comeback, planning to roast everyone at the costume contest, or just need something warm to wear while embracing that "I'm not mean, I'm helpful" energy this spooky season, this hoodie delivers the burn with zombie-themed style and comfort. Available in pullover hoodie sizes S-5XL Cozy fleece-lined comfort for all your savage moments Kangaroo pocket for candy (or your victim list) Free shipping with protection on all US orders Part of our new Spooky Season Collection | Haunted Humor & Seasonal Sass Perfect for zombie fans, sarcastic souls, and anyone who's mastered the art of the polite insult.
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