For the true crime junkie who’s just trying to keep the family tree clean.This sticker reads:“Uploaded my DNA to GEDMatch in case any of my psychotic relatives get murdery.” A hilarious mix of forensic awareness and unhinged family humor — perfect for laptops, water bottles, or your favorite murder podcast notebook. Product Details: Premium matte vinyl Approx. 3" wide Waterproof, scratch-resistant, UV-protected Handmade by Cady Creations with equal parts chaos and concern 🧬
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