Who says gratitude has to be sincere? 😏 This one’s for the people who show up, smile through the chaos, and whisper “I hate it here” between bites of stuffing. Our “Grateful for You Assholes… or Whatever They Say” tee is soft, unisex, and the perfect passive-aggressive energy for family dinners, Friendsgiving hangouts, and every holiday that tests your patience. ✨ Details: Soft cotton/poly blend — sarcasm sold separately Sizes up to 5XL Printed to order in small-batch chaos Designed for people who mean “thank you” but with attitude Perfect for: people who know gratitude is optional. • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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