When you need to address that ridiculous Halloween fear... 🎃😂 Our "No One Likes Your Kid Enough To Give Them Free Drugs Happy Halloween" unisex tee is serving up that perfect blend of dark humor and brutal honesty that'll have parents cracking up at the absurdity of that old Halloween myth. Featuring a sassy jack-o'-lantern with bold red lettering, this design is for anyone who's tired of the "check your candy for drugs" paranoia and wants to call out the ridiculousness with zero filter. This hilariously blunt design captures that perfect moment of exasperation with overprotective Halloween hysteria. It's ideal for parents with a dark sense of humor, anyone who remembers the ridiculous "razor blades in apples" panic, or people who believe that common sense should prevail over urban legends - especially when it comes to expensive drugs that no one's giving away for free. Whether you're the parent who rolls their eyes at Halloween fear-mongering, someone who appreciates brutally honest humor, or just embracing that "let's be real about Halloween" energy, this tee brings that perfect blend of spooky season sass and reality check. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL Perfect for realistic parents, dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone tired of Halloween hysteria. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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