When you're trapped by stubbornness and spite... ❄️😂 Our "Hate It Here Will Never Leave" unisex tee is serving up that perfect blend of Massachusetts pride and brutal honesty with an icy state outline surrounded by snowflakes. This design speaks to the essential Massachusetts experience where you complain about the weather, the traffic, the cost of living, and basically everything - but you'll be damned if you're actually going to leave. This hilariously accurate design captures that essential New England energy where you're miserable but committed. It's ideal for people who love to hate Massachusetts, anyone who's stayed out of pure stubbornness, or those who believe that complaining about where you live while refusing to move is basically a regional personality trait. Whether you're the person who threatens to move every winter but never does, someone whose identity is tied to being a grumpy New Englander, or just embracing that "I'm miserable here and that's my choice" energy, this tee brings that perfect blend of regional self-awareness and stubborn loyalty that defines Massachusetts living. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL Perfect for stubborn Massachusetts residents, complaint enthusiasts, and anyone who's never leaving. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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