When you're acknowledging the turkey's perspective on Thanksgiving... 🦃💀 Our "It's A Bad Day To Be A Turkey" unisex tee is serving up that perfect blend of dark holiday humor and turkey sympathy that'll have everyone at Thanksgiving dinner laughing uncomfortably. Featuring nervous turkeys - one holding utensils looking terrified and another running for its life - this design speaks the truth that nobody wants to say: Thanksgiving is basically a turkey apocalypse. This hilariously dark design captures that essential reality check that while we're all excited about turkey dinner, it's literally the worst day of the year if you're actually a turkey. It's ideal for people who appreciate dark humor with their holiday meals, anyone who's ever felt bad for the turkey while eating it, or those who believe honesty is the best policy - even when it's uncomfortable. Whether you're the person who makes everyone at dinner think about where their food comes from, someone who appreciates gallows humor, or just embracing that "let's be real about what's happening here" energy, this tee brings that perfect blend of holiday tradition and brutal honesty about the turkey's fate. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL Perfect for dark humor enthusiasts, turkey sympathizers, and anyone who keeps Thanksgiving real. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Checkout happens on the official store. This page mirrors catalog facts in plain HTML for direct reading and crawlability.
