For the millennials who were raised on 90s chaos and still quote it like it’s a personality trait. 😅 Our “Not The Mama” unisex tee brings big throwback energy with bold purple text and a retro neon background behind an adorable, chaotic baby graphic. It’s funny, nostalgic, and perfect for parents, aunties/uncles, and anyone who loves a good old-school reference. Wear it for school drop-off, errands, family parties, or anytime you want your outfit to say “I’m tired, but I’m funny.” Available in unisex sizes S-5XL • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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