I showed up. I regretted it immediately. 😅✨ Our “Panicking at the Wrong Disco” unisex tee is for the introverts, the overthinkers, and anyone whose social battery dies the second they walk into a room full of people. The bold pink checkerboard with star accents gives it that fun, retro-chaos vibe—while the phrase is painfully relatable. Perfect for parties, work events, family gatherings, or any “function” you were guilted into attending. Collection: No Filter Collection Sizes: S–5XL • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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