Don't mess with the honk... or you’ll get the bonk. The Kobra Chicken Patch is inspired by nature’s most chaotic feathered menace: the goose. Embroidered in full detail and built for battle jackets, plate carriers, or patch walls, this one’s for the real ones who know the fury behind the wings. This patch is 3.25” in diameter, made from high-quality embroidered thread, and backed with Velcro® hook for instant tactical slaps. A bonus sticker is included, just in case the patch wasn’t enough to warn your enemies. ⚙️ Features: 🪡 Fully Embroidered Detail – Threaded artwork worthy of the wild. 📏 Size: 3.25" Diameter 🔁 Hook Backed – Stick it, swap it, flex it. 🦆 Bonus Sticker Included – Honk goes wherever you do. 💬 Designed for Goose Lovers & Chaos Agents Alike Add some unhinged energy to your gear with the Kobra Chicken. Because when it comes to attitude, nothing honks harder than this bird.
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