Hot dogs. Fireworks. Zero regrets. If you've ever looked at a cookout and thought "this is my moment" — this tee was made for you. The Pig Missle Maniac Unisex Tee is your official uniform for backyard chaos, questionable BBQ decisions, and aggressively loving summer. Whether you're the one who brought 40 hot dogs to a party of 8 or you just deeply relate to the energy of a hot dog flying through the air like a patriotic missile — wear it proudly. Why you'll love it: Unisex fit — relaxed, comfortable, wears great on everyone Available in sizes S–5XL Soft, breathable fabric — perfect for cookouts, concerts, and general summer chaos Printed on demand, just for you Free shipping on all US orders. No minimum. No drama. Cady Creations — Wear Your Personality. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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