When your job title gets taken the wrong way... 🚛😂 Our "Professional Hooker Kinda Like Your Mom" pullover hoodie is serving up that perfect blend of blue-collar humor and savage roasting that'll have everyone doing double-takes at the tow yard. Featuring a classic tow truck with bold lettering, this design is for anyone who's tired of explaining that yes, they hook cars for a living, and no, it's not what you think. This hilariously inappropriate design captures that perfect moment when innocent job titles meet dirty minds, and you're just here for the chaos. Perfect for those chilly work days when you want to stay cozy while making everyone question everything they thought they knew about professional hookers. Whether you're the tow truck driver who's heard every joke in the book, someone who loves turning innocent phrases into comedy gold, or just embracing that "I'm professional but make it inappropriate" energy, this hoodie brings that perfect no-filter work humor vibe with maximum comfort. Available in pullover hoodie sizes S-5XL Cozy fleece-lined comfort for all your professional hooking moments Kangaroo pocket for your tools (and your dignity, maybe) Perfect for tow truck operators, blue-collar comedians, and anyone who's mastered the art of professional innuendo.
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