If you know, you KNOW. 🚗🌊 Our “This Driver Survived Cape Traffic Without Jailtime” premium vinyl bumper sticker is for every Cape Cod local (and frequent visitor) who’s been tested by summer traffic, rotary chaos, and the kind of gridlock that makes you question your morals. With a deep blue Cape-themed design (bridge + Cape outline), it’s the perfect badge of honor for anyone who made it through the season without catching a charge. Premium Vinyl Bumper Sticker: Glossy finish Laminated & waterproof for durability Weather-resistant for outdoor use Made in-house Pricing: $7 each | 2 for $12 Perfect for Cape Cod locals, commuters, and anyone who survived the summer madness.
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