Make contact with this "Take Me To Your Dealer" unisex tee from our No Filter Collection. Featuring a chill alien with a bong and UFO because honestly, if extraterrestrials are advanced enough for interstellar travel, they've probably figured out the good stuff too - and they're definitely not here to probe anyone, they just want to know where to score some quality green for their intergalactic adventures. Perfect for stoners, alien enthusiasts, 420 culture lovers, or anyone who thinks first contact would probably involve sharing a joint and talking about the universe. This comfortable unisex tee delivers cannabis humor with extraterrestrial vibes in a classic fit that's perfect for smoke sessions, UFO watching, or just letting people know you're ready to be the alien welcome committee. Our premium unisex tee offers comfortable, relaxed sizing that's perfect for all your out-of-this-world adventures and interplanetary dealer connections. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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