When you realize Santa's whole thing is technically a crime... 🎅🏠 Our "'Tis The Season Christmas: When Breaking & Entering Is Festive" pullover hoodie is serving up that perfect blend of holiday cheer and hilariously dark observation that'll have everyone questioning Santa's methods. Featuring a badass Santa breaking into a chimney surrounded by snowflakes, this design points out the obvious: we literally celebrate an old man breaking into homes once a year and call it magic. This brilliantly dark design captures that perfect moment when you realize the entire Santa mythology is basically just normalized home invasion with presents. Perfect for those chilly holiday gatherings when you want to stay cozy while pointing out the absurdity of Christmas traditions and making everyone uncomfortable with your logic. Whether you're the person who ruins Christmas magic with logic, someone who loves holiday traditions but can't help noticing the plot holes, or just embracing that "festive but make it a felony" energy, this pullover hoodie brings that perfect blend of Christmas spirit, criminal observation, and maximum comfort. Available in pullover hoodie sizes S-5XL Cozy fleece-lined comfort for all your holiday cynicism Kangaroo pocket for your essentials (phone, keys, evidence) Perfect for dark humor enthusiasts, Christmas cynics with hearts, and anyone who questions Santa's methods. • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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