When you realize Santa's whole thing is technically a crime... 🎅🏠 Our "'Tis The Season Christmas: When Breaking & Entering Is Festive" unisex tee is serving up that perfect blend of holiday cheer and hilariously dark observation that'll have everyone questioning Santa's methods. Featuring a badass Santa breaking into a chimney surrounded by snowflakes, this design points out the obvious: we literally celebrate an old man breaking into homes once a year and call it magic. This brilliantly dark design captures that perfect moment when you realize the entire Santa mythology is basically just normalized home invasion with presents. It's ideal for people who love Christmas but also love pointing out the absurdity, anyone who appreciates dark holiday humor, or those who believe the best festive spirit includes questioning everything we've been taught to accept. Whether you're the person who ruins Christmas magic with logic, someone who loves holiday traditions but can't help noticing the plot holes, or just embracing that "festive but make it a felony" energy, this tee brings that perfect blend of Christmas spirit and criminal observation. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL Perfect for dark humor enthusiasts, Christmas cynics with hearts, and anyone who questions Santa's methods. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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