Why choose boring when you can choose chaos? 🔪🌙 Our "Why Take The High Road When You Can Take The Psycho Path" unisex tee is serving up that perfect blend of life advice and horror movie vibes that'll have people questioning your moral compass (in the best way). Featuring a creepy forest scene with dripping blood text, this design is for anyone who's tired of taking the mature route and ready to embrace their inner chaos. This wickedly funny design captures that moment when you're done being the bigger person and ready to let your petty flag fly. It's perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, loves horror aesthetics, or just wants everyone to know they're choosing violence (metaphorically, of course) this spooky season. Whether you're the friend who always has the most unhinged advice, embracing your villain era, or just need something that perfectly captures your "I'm done being nice" energy, this tee delivers that perfect psycho path philosophy with maximum spooky vibes. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL 100% cotton comfort for all your chaotic moments Free shipping with protection on all US orders Part of our new Spooky Season Collection | Haunted Humor & Seasonal Sass Perfect for horror fans, chaos enthusiasts, and anyone who's officially choosing the psycho path.
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