Say it with your whole chest. 🌿😌 Our “Yes, I smell like weed. You smell like you missed out.” unisex tee is for the unapologetic, the slightly petty, and the people who don’t have time for judgmental side-eyes. Featuring a colorful leaf graphic and bold lettering, it’s equal parts stoner humor and confident energy. Perfect for smoke sessions, dispensary runs, festivals, or just existing in public while minding your business. Collection: Wit & Whimsy Collection Sizes: S–5XL • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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