When Santa's delivering some harsh truth this year... 🎅😂 Our "You're Not Getting Shit" unisex tee is serving up that perfect blend of Christmas imagery and brutally honest messaging with a cool, no-nonsense Santa wearing sunglasses surrounded by snowflakes. This design is for anyone who's done pretending everyone's getting presents this year - sometimes Santa needs to keep it real and deliver the bad news with style. This hilariously blunt design captures that essential holiday reality check where not everyone makes the nice list and some people just aren't getting anything this Christmas. It's ideal for people with a dark sense of humor about the holidays, anyone who's tired of gift-giving obligations, or those who believe Santa should be allowed to tell it like it is without sugar-coating. Whether you're the person who's setting realistic expectations for Christmas, someone who appreciates Santa with an edge, or just embracing that "I'm keeping it real this holiday season" energy, this tee brings that perfect blend of festive imagery and unapologetic honesty that says Christmas doesn't have to be all sweetness and light. Available in unisex sizes S-5XL Perfect for honest holiday communicators, dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone keeping Christmas real. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
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